I also mention him in the special, talking about when he had the mullet, and his saucer matched the teacup, if you know what I mean.īS: His penis looked like ZZ Top smoking a blunt.īS: I've never seen him naked. He sent me an e-mail that just said, "I really think there is too much penis and balls."īS: I've never heard that from a man before.ĮS: Is there a chapter devoted to John Stamos's balls?īS: I don't mention his balls ever. These things exist simultaneously.īS: And then there's stuff about my balls.īS: There's quite a bit in the book about my balls. Is there food?" I've had so much sadness in my family, but there is always humor in the sadness. You lose somebody that you can't imagine losing, and then people come over to your house, trying to give you solace, and say, "I don't know how I'm going to live without her. And then I do irreverent stuff about it because it kind of gets me through it. I just finished a chapter about losing two sisters. It has some memoir in it, and a lot about comedy and death in my life and how they intersect.īS: It's dark. It's being published by Harper Collins, and I'm writing it all by myself. I'm finding out how hard writing is.ĮS: Is it going to be an essay book or a memoir?īS: It's kind of like my standup in book form. He wants to say something terrible like, "What's wrong with your tits?" It's a good gig for him. Every time some contestant comes up, you can see it in his face. He has amazing self-control.ĮS: What does he want to say that he isn't saying?īS: Drew has a dirty mind. But when that job came up and they were going through names, it was mutually agreed that I wasn't the right person.
"I'm a really good person/Oh God, I forgot I was talking to you about your testicles." I'm just glad I'm not the host of The Price Is Right.īS: My name gets thrown around for these things because I know how to host. It's like that Steve Martin movie, All of Me, where you have two people inside your body. It's one side of a body trying to turn off the other side. One half is holding on for dear life and hoping the other half doesn't go to the bad place.īS: It really is like that. I don't think they're getting what I'm all about.ĮS: When you say something dirty, it seems like there are two halves of your personalities. People do that and they think it's funny. But I don't want to see pictures of your poop.
I am basically just a nine-year-old boy that evolved. And I'm like, "Dude, I can't look at that."īS: It depends what it is. They walk up to me and show me pictures on their phone, and it'll be either sexual or bathroom-related. Say all the terrible things swimming near the surface of your subconscious.īS: I'm not the dirty weird bastard people think I am. You want me to say something incredibly invasive and disturbing that I'll feel bad about later?ĮS: Exactly. I called Saget - who's preparing for a big summer tour, beginning June 7 in San Francisco - and talked to him about what you'd expect Saget would talk about: testicles, Disneyland, and John Stamos.ĮRIC SPITZNAGEL: Whenever I interview you, I'm reminded of that scene in Annie Hall where Woody Allen is on a first date with Diane Keaton and he says, "Let's kiss now and get it over with it."ĮS: No, I want you to get right to the horrible sex jokes.īS: Oh, okay, I get you. Saget's finally hit his stride, doing what he does for the people who like what he does.
But now, with less people tuning in just to see the guy from Full House talk about his dick, he seems more relaxed and confident than ever. This is especially apparent in his latest standup special for Showtime, That's What I'm Talkin' About (available on demand all month long). These days, Saget's potty mouth isn't nearly as shocking or unique as it once was. It's been eight years since Bob Saget told the most disgusting family orgy story ever recorded for that Aristocrats documentary.